PEOPLE OF THE INTERTUBEZ

While these few days have been riddled with insane fun, I, Penelopi, can no longer deal with the commitment of a blog.  Do not weep tears of sorrow for I must take more hours at the slave labor job.  I also found someone to bump uglies with on a regular basis and since Barfington can not type, you guys are S.O.L.  :(


Thank you for your patronage and I hope to waste time with you all in another life.

Sincerely,

Penelopi

P.S.-  Barfinton sends his regards.

Thoughts from the bathroom. pt 2

I'm feeling extra nasty today.  I think I might call into work and stay in bed.  Maybe Barfington will call in for me.

Penelopi feels like ass cakes. :(


-pen

Thoughts from the bathroom.

I have decided to put my laptop in my bathroom since all of my best ideas happen while on the "thinking chair."   Its the most comfy chair in this apartment.

Barfington and I ended up eating leftover pizza from the other night when Kate came over.  I had mine cold while Barfington insisted I heat his up.  Later I sat on the balcony and dropped paint ball pellets on the sidewalk from four stories up.  I didn't hit anyone but I sure as hell tried.

Does anyone else surf the internet while they are "doing paperwork" or am I the only one?  I wonder if I should play WoW in the bathroom too.  nah, that would be too much of a sitting commitment.  I'm sure my ass would start to get sore and Barfington would probably be annoyed that his water bowl is being occupied.

I wonder how many people from the Chan came here and made blogs today.



-Pen the Impaler

BTW

Do me a favor and follow my BEFF EFF EFF EFF plox.

http://houseofkate.blogspot.com/  

If this looks familiar that's because she's a copycat ho-bag.  But I love her anyway.  She's my scooter buddy and if I'm correct, she got hers back from ye old scooter shop today!  Barfinton approves!!


-Pen

Welcome!

Welcome to Wasting Time with Penelopi where we will be doing just that.  WASTING GOD DAMNED TIME.

So today I found out that I am shitty at driving.  I hit some old lady.  Boy howdy that bitch went flying.  It was beautiful.  T_T

No, I'm kidding.  That never happened.  I don't even own a car.  I just putt putt around all day on my scooter.  I deliver take out for a greek food place in La-La land.  That's where I live, or at least how I will be referring to where I live.  La-La-Land or LLL for short.  Running take out food is pretty sweet.  It's a living and since it's just me and my dog Barfington, we do alright.

Barfington.  he's one hell of a dog.  I found him in the alley out back from my apartment a few years ago.  All scrawny and dumb looking.  I think he's some sort of german shepard, border collie, rhinoceros mutt.  He is a big damned dog.  Well behaved though.  Thank god.


Anyway, you have been wasting time with Penelopi.  Come back again tomorrow to find out what Sir Barfington and I ate for dinner.


-Pen