Welcome to Wasting Time with Penelopi where we will be doing just that. WASTING GOD DAMNED TIME.
So today I found out that I am shitty at driving. I hit some old lady. Boy howdy that bitch went flying. It was beautiful. T_T
No, I'm kidding. That never happened. I don't even own a car. I just putt putt around all day on my scooter. I deliver take out for a greek food place in La-La land. That's where I live, or at least how I will be referring to where I live. La-La-Land or LLL for short. Running take out food is pretty sweet. It's a living and since it's just me and my dog Barfington, we do alright.
Barfington. he's one hell of a dog. I found him in the alley out back from my apartment a few years ago. All scrawny and dumb looking. I think he's some sort of german shepard, border collie, rhinoceros mutt. He is a big damned dog. Well behaved though. Thank god.
Anyway, you have been wasting time with Penelopi. Come back again tomorrow to find out what Sir Barfington and I ate for dinner.
-Pen
I almost believed the hitting the old lady comment.
ReplyDeleteBarfington is a fantastic name for a dog
I second radioactive. Barfington is a very good name for a dog.
ReplyDeleteWhen I grow up, I'm going to give my pets human names like George and Frank and then name my kids Spike and Rex.
I already know your blog is going to be amazingly fun to read.
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